Hideously Green


Hideously Green

Twas The Night before Christmas…

And all through the town

The Shadow of Creature…

In Cloak of brown


And moaned

His teeth owe so grey

His Heart weighed heavy…

With Gnarls and Nays

“Christmas, Ha!”

He thought with ill will

“It’s just barely Winter…”

“What a Terrible Pill”

He huffed and he puffed

And he made his way round…

This otherwise poor

And Colourless Town…

But right in the middle

There stood a Great Tree…

Covered with Unlit Lights


And Bells

“Why The Nerve of some folks…”

“Bringing this here”

“Can’t one have their Misery…”

“Swallowed down with a Beer”

But just as he turned to leave

Snow Covered him in White…

The Lights Filled the Darkness

Tears in his eyes…

His Heart did swell up

“Maybe it’s not that bad…”

He spoke of the tree

“This Christmasy Cheer.”

When suddenly Presents…

Started to Appear

Low and behold…

A voice could be heard

“Ho Ho Ho… And A Merry Christmas…”

Said the Man in Red…

With white fluffy beard



2 Responses to “Hideously Green”

  1. A good take on the original powm

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